A slightly more on topic of-topic post

Seeing as some of you are bitching about my content this will be the last off-topic post. For realz.
So today's will be a double post day methinks.

It seems one of you was particularly distraught about my quest to become an even bigger nerd and the rest of you descended into boneheaded comments. Ok I get it, you don't give a dog's breakfast on my big dream to be that guy who shows up to lan parties and everyone immediately refuses to play starcraft in the same way my brother-in-law and I refuse to play board and card games with my sisters (they have a tendency to win cluedo as soon as they get into their first room and make their first "inference"). So I'll get back to yet more boring posts about BOOOORING topics, like war, religion and politics.

But before I do, I would like to share with you a miracle that happened to me yesterday. I am a labbie now.

No, not this kind of labbie

That's right I now work in a laboratory like the evil supervillain I am. So instead of using my half baked chemical engineering degree to synthesize meth and feed it to my dog I get to make life-saving drugs doomsday weapons and get money for it.

Did I say meth? I totally meant math.

As such, next post shall be yet another sociopolitical commentary this time on employment.