A post from... the other side...

So this is day 5 and whatever affliction is effecting my intestines is as stubborn as my trisyllabic prose. At first I though I just had a cold and my bowels were turned to water by the vodka and cider I may have ever so slightly indulged in on Sunday. I was wrong.

4 days of pain awaited me and now this is the fifth. Monday I spent most of my time in bed sleeping due to the low blood sugar that comes from not eating.

Of course this led to a funny gross incident on Monday night. I woke up at midnight desperately desiring to defaecate but equally cold and tired.
I made it in due time and parked myself on that serendipitous seat of sanitation where I let loose the fastest and foulest of feces known to man while sweat trickled down my face. Like a zombie, my head slowly skewed up to the ceiling and I passed out.
Some time later, it could have been a minute or an hour, I don't know, I slowly woke up. I thought to myself as I gazed at the rectangular residential rest room roof, "This is not my room".
And I slowly zombie-walked to wash my hands and then went back to my room to rest.

Much of the week I have been sleeping. Sleep is preferable to the alternative. My waking hours I have spent in bed, watching old episodes of south park and the first season of the x-files which I nicked from my sister. Trying to ignore the insatiable hunger...

Of course now I am just plain tired of being sick and tired. It's been a working week and my immune system is still being a lazy prick and hasn't solved the problem yet. Hence this post. to let you guys all know that I am still alive and that I am going to post a relevant post today regardless of my health. Not just because of how awesome you are but because laying in bed all day is boring (which is why I ate breakfast today, which should also make my life very interesting in a few hours...)

Anyway here is a second rate zombie related link to satiate you in the meantime (no that's not me in the video):