Thursday, 2 June 2011

Shameless Mutual Reccomendation Post

There comes a time in a man's life where he shamelessly sells his soul to a woman, unless that man is gay, in which case he lives happily ever after until he dies of AIDS old age. I would happily sell my soul to a certain blogger who has been proactively posting comments on my comical commentaries but alas my soul is currently being exchanged over the Russian black market by the lover of a lover of a lover of my ex.

Nevertheless let it be known that I have been seduced by a salaciously seditious yet genius GOTIS. It all started when she randomly posted on my blog, as attention whores do. I happily reciprocated with troll comments.

Yet I couldn't help but read her posts. And I have to say, that she is one of the most hilariously horny and ostentatiously intelligent attention whoring girl on the internet I have met so far.

I present to you Jess, of "Lemons Don't Make Lemonade", the hottest and most attractive girl ever:


Jess runs this awesome site here: http://lemons-dont-make-lemonade.blogspot.com

My favorite thing about Jess's blog though is it's name. I am a firm believer that when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. When life gives you lemons, go blow up life's house. 

Be warned though, this blog is not for the feint-hearted. It is dirtier than Erika's underwear... but less disgusting and equally amusing. For added fun try Gman's Lemons Blog Drinking Game; basically you just take an alcoholic drink every time you see the words "masturbation, boobs, porn, penis". I guarantee, in 3 posts or less you will be plastered.

19 comments:

  1. thanks ill have to check this out

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  2. she's dirty as hell, i found you because of her, her followers are hoping for NUDES

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  3. I hate it when ex-lovers trade my soul on black markets, too. I know that feel

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  4. that's very interesting got to check it

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  5. ha, there are sick people on blogger

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  6. This is what it is all about. hahaha

    Also, I've been away for a while, but now I'm back! Just leaving this little "P.S." to blogs I enjoy and want to know that I'm still here!

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  7. Sounds like a fun game, i want to get hammered.

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  8. Nice Cave Johnson reference :p

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  9. <3 BACK.

    (Does this count as a troll comment? I'm TRYING.)

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    1. WHY IS YOUR BLOG PRIVATE

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  10. I already knew about this blog. Pretty sick.

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  11. "Yet I couldn't help but read her posts. And I have to say, that she is one of the most hilariously horny and ostentatiously intelligent attention whoring girl on the internet I have met so far."

    my thoughts exactly

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  12. "It is dirtier than Erika's underwear"

    ....dear lord.

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  13. When life hands you lemons, make orange juice and leave everyone wondering how the fuck you did it.

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  14. found you through miss lemon

    i will be looking up the work GOTIS, my Midwest vocabulary didn't compute

    newbie follower

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  15. she certainly is attractive. I'll check her out now

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