Nevertheless let it be known that I have been seduced by a salaciously seditious yet genius GOTIS. It all started when she randomly posted on my blog, as attention whores do. I happily reciprocated with troll comments.
Yet I couldn't help but read her posts. And I have to say, that she is one of the most hilariously horny and ostentatiously intelligent attention whoring girl on the internet I have met so far.
I present to you Jess, of "Lemons Don't Make Lemonade", the hottest and most attractive girl ever:
Jess runs this awesome site here: http://lemons-dont-make-lemonade.blogspot.com
My favorite thing about Jess's blog though is it's name. I am a firm believer that when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. When life gives you lemons, go blow up life's house.
Be warned though, this blog is not for the feint-hearted. It is dirtier than Erika's underwear... but less disgusting and equally amusing. For added fun try Gman's Lemons Blog Drinking Game; basically you just take an alcoholic drink every time you see the words "masturbation, boobs, porn, penis". I guarantee, in 3 posts or less you will be plastered.