Sorry guys, looks like I have been shamelessly manipulated by an attractive female. I'm probably going to get "V&" as a result, but how else are young adults going to know the facts about safe anal sex?
Jess from http://lemons-dont-make-lemonade.blogspot.com/ has requested that I provide some down to earth and unbiased educational material so that our combined readership don't wind up with AIDS and a broken behind.
I personally have more faith in MY readers, but I understand that her readers are unanimously hypersexual men interspersed with a few young and hypersexual women. As such I am more than happy to oblige.
Unfortunately though, this blog is rated "G" for "Gman". Which means I cannot post it here. It is simply innapropriate for this blog.
Which is why you will have to visit my dusty old tumblr which has absolutely no viewers and hence nobody to dissapoint and offend. If my tumblr account gets banned then I really don't care, let me know and I will stick it on my equally underused wordpress.
You can find the offending post here: http://gmanwrp.tumblr.com/
You may notice that it lacks pictures, this is not just because I am not a porn blogger, but also because tumblr sucks.
And finally, A disclaimer, Read at your own dicretion. And please keep an open mind. You may notice that it is written with an air of self confidence on the subject. That is because I wrote from experience, please don't judge me on that. In my defense; it was first year, I was never sober for a second, and I wanted to try everything. So did my girlfriend.
Wandered over here from Jessicas blog after reading her post and your comment. Probably not going to the Tumblr blog though. I just wanted to say I thought your comment was excellent.
ReplyDeleteI think the Hindu gods will agree that you have fulfilled all charitable obligations for the year. When you die, you shall be reborn as a transvestite with a spanking new vagina.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations.
Excellent educational post, and if you were ever a teacher, especially sex ed, I'd sign up at once.
And if you DO become a sex ed teacher and you're enumerating the pros and cons of safe sex in front of 30 horny teenagers, well...
You're going to be reborn as a twin version of me.
From personal experience, it's good, but just not as good.
ReplyDeleteTo be the person on top, at least.
haha I'll check it out then!
ReplyDeleteGonna go and read it now, not entirely sure what's in store here.
ReplyDeletehaha sorry to laugh about this but the "G for Gman" joke works every time
ReplyDeleteread it. nice work. I appreciate how you took your time and eased your way w/ the information, I really think I was able take it all in.
ReplyDeleteI'm a big fan of giving, not going to ever receive though :p
ReplyDeleteHa, checked the tumblr and the first thing to pop up was Anal Sex 101, lol'd.
ReplyDeleteGonna check it out! Hit me back, alphabetalife.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteDon't let the GOTIS get to you man; be strong!
ReplyDeleteYou should try it sober, it's much better.
ReplyDeleteI mean, uh, shame on you! You, you...FORNICATOR! :P
I never got taught any of this in sex ed classes!
ReplyDeletehaha, great
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