Sorry guys, looks like I have been shamelessly manipulated by an attractive female. I'm probably going to get "V&" as a result, but how else are young adults going to know the facts about safe anal sex?
Jess from http://lemons-dont-make-lemonade.blogspot.com/ has requested that I provide some down to earth and unbiased educational material so that our combined readership don't wind up with AIDS and a broken behind.
I personally have more faith in MY readers, but I understand that her readers are unanimously hypersexual men interspersed with a few young and hypersexual women. As such I am more than happy to oblige.
Unfortunately though, this blog is rated "G" for "Gman". Which means I cannot post it here. It is simply innapropriate for this blog.
Which is why you will have to visit my dusty old tumblr which has absolutely no viewers and hence nobody to dissapoint and offend. If my tumblr account gets banned then I really don't care, let me know and I will stick it on my equally underused wordpress.
You can find the offending post here: http://gmanwrp.tumblr.com/
You may notice that it lacks pictures, this is not just because I am not a porn blogger, but also because tumblr sucks.
And finally, A disclaimer, Read at your own dicretion. And please keep an open mind. You may notice that it is written with an air of self confidence on the subject. That is because I wrote from experience, please don't judge me on that. In my defense; it was first year, I was never sober for a second, and I wanted to try everything. So did my girlfriend.